Mock Mayor

The almost undefeatable David White with the mighty Helga the Hormonal - Many times holders of the office of Mayor of Quay.

Eddie the snake - Winner in 2006.

Buster the Jack Russell winner in 2003 - (Actual picture may be another dog).

The Prat in the Hat (Retired?!)- More front than a cow's got udders.

Joby Osborne/Akira/Jackson 14 times loser of the title.

The deeply unpopular Miss Pasty UK - 1 time winner

The Mock Mayor Clapometer - now abandoned due to "electoral irregularities"

"Testicular Tony" - Winner in 2005

Fi Read - Current holder of the office.

Lord Saint John Yves - Chairman of Golowan Decorum Committee

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